Photo by: Charles Chan
10. My eyes!
Having hair in my eyes is bad for many reasons. First, it hurts being poked in the eye all day. Especially if I decided to hold of on the days shower until tomorrow. Second, it makes it hard to communicate with others as well. I can’t give the manager the stink eye as effectively, and the hot blond at the Cracker Barrel doesn’t even notice when I give her the googly please take all my money and make babies with me eyes.
9. Who needs Money?!
When I look more clean cut, I also feel more confident. Its a sad fact that I really can’t get around. When I look back at pictures of myself with really long hair, I can see why I had such a hard time getting people to take me seriously.
Right now, I am just trying to fight off the recession, and most of the projects I am working on depend on me being taken seriously. I’m going for the big deals, and that requires a big deals type of hair cut.
8. Better Life for Cheap!
My main goal right now is to make my life better for as cheaply as possible. I need to do things that will have a lasting effect, and help me make it through. Haircuts are cheap (sometimes free if you have the right friends).
7. YOUR HAIR IS TO LONG!
When several people tell you this in a stern voice, including some of your best friends, it might be time, for the sake of your public image, and for fashion and stylish living, you cut the damn hair.
6. Even if I had Money to Buy New Clothes, They Wouldn’t Look Good On Me
I don’t plan on being poor forever. In fact, the plan is to pull myself out of the poverty sink hole very soon, so I need to look to the part. I would hate to waste a lot of money on looking good only to look like shit.
5. I need something for people to compliment
I need attention, and there is no better way than to cut your hair. People must look at your head when they see you, and if they are worth a damn then they will have to notice and say something about your hair. Of course, this can always backfire with a horrific hairdew, but we should all be smart enough to go to a professional.
4. I am in a rut
Change can be a great thing in life, but sometimes it seems like everything around you is frozen solid in a very ugly poopy stale kind of way. A new haircut can make you feel more revitalized. Others will see you as a more radiant energetic person, and they will want to fuck you. Which is always a good thing…
3. What the hell are split ends?
For many of the same reasons you brush your teeth, you should get your hair cut often. This is taught to us, but sometimes it is easy to forget about those type of maintenance issues. Even if you are trying to go for a longer style, gotta cut that shit to keep it looking nice, growing properly, and healthy instead of dead and on the bathtub floor.
2. Summer Shedding
The dogs have good reason to shed all that hair. It is fucking hot outside, already, and I need as much air as possible. I do miss out on the protection from the sun my ears get, but for a guy like me, its better to just take the sun. I always come prepared for longer exposures, and I look better doing it.
1. I’m so bored and need something to write about
I am so bored with life right now, and need to just get out and do things to get the spice of life flowing again. A haircut is perfect for that, and look, I have already puked over 700 words about it.
I was thinking something kinda like Elvis. He seemed to have a lot of good hair days.
Questions Answered
One Comment
You can’t just get a hair cut….you have to get them all cut for it to be effective…..