It has been an extremely shitty day for the people of Shit River, a small but shitty village outside of the metroplex. Just earlier this morning, as people finished taking their morning shits, a shit storm rolled through town causing chaos and flying shit to hit several people, causing shitty moods and shitty injuries.
Poop was everywhere. I mean shit.
Several people had a few shitty comments, but nothing really worth including in this shitty article. A large shit pile formed in front of Shit River Elementary School, which means several not so shitty days ahead for the children of Shit River.
The mayor of Shit River is under fire over the recent renaming of the city, and many think that the town brought the shit storm on itself because of all the shit throwing, and shit talking. Many have set up camp outside his shitty house hoping to get something more than shitty answers and shit bags.
Authorities say it will take Shit River a good 2 shitty weeks, and then a few not so shitty weeks to fully recover from the shit storm. Most are not holding their shit, and diving right in to get the community rebuilt.
Reporting from the shower, I’m fucking out.
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hilarious!