This Halloween is going to be off the chain, and probably way off the hook. It’s probably going to be right on the anchor, so you are going to want to be prepared this year. I know, it’s hard to come up with a impressive Halloween costume, but the internet is a great place to get ideas, so welcome.
Just know, because CricketSoda is so amazingly popular, others may have read this and might try to copy what you are going for. I recommend taking one of these ideas and making it your very own. That way when you show up to the party you don’t have to beat up some guy who stole your bloody tampon idea, and did it just a little bit better.
So, without further ado I present to you our great collection of Halloween costume ideas…and I am happy to say this is way better than it was last year.
1. Monkey Ball Suit
Everyone loves a cute monkey, especially when he has huge balls and sway in the wind.
2. The Birth of Sin Halloween Costume
What better way to have a night filled with sin and debauchery then with the Birth of Sin, Adam and Eve costume. Make sure you don’t forget the snake and the apple!
3. Cheapest Costume Ever (Or, The Pizza Man)
College is a great time for creativity. You have all these pizza boxes laying around just waiting to be turned into furniture or this very slutty dick in a box costume.
4. Your Favorite Cartoon Character
Becoming a cartoon character can take a lot of work, but who doesn’t love Bart Simpson or Bender. Your work will be rewarded with the many ‘holy cow you look badass’ comments you will receive.
5. A Reno Halloween
Everyone loves a police officer that a) knows how to have fun and b) will have a hard time chasing you down because of the tiny shorts.
6. Green Plastic Man
Painting your whole body means that you can’t really touch anything for the night, but it could mean that everyone will want to touch you. Especially if you get the green color just right.
7. Pill Head
Or, I guess you can take it a step further and go with an entire pill body Halloween costume.
8. Winner for the Babies
Babies can’t do anything to keep you from putting them in one of the large array of baby Halloween costumes you can get. My personal favorite; the car air freshener.
9. The Cockroach
Everyone will think you are disgusting! Everyone hate the bug, but loves the joint!
Have a costume you think belongs in our list? Post it on our forums post at: http://cricketsoda.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=244 . We will be adding as many Halloween costume ideas as we can until the big night.
Special thanks to Putipato and Claybob for their contributions!
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Monkey Ball Suit: A perfect costume to the biggest perv that doesn’t get any. Gives girls reasons to reach down below the belt.
Green Plastic Man: Absolutely genious! It’s like Toy Story, but in real life!