Funny Shirts

Not Safe For Work T-Shirt

Not Safe For Work T-Shirt

I feel the same way. Not only do I have trouble keeping my mouth from running about inappropriate things, but I am just not the type to be able to work a full day. I enjoy breaks every hour, and can’t... 

Pants on the Ground T-Shirt

Pants on the Ground T-Shirt

The General says your looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. I can remember my entire family making fun of big pants my entire childhood, and once the now famous song came out on American Idol... 

Sorry for Being Myself T-Shirt

Sorry for Being Myself T-Shirt

It is tough being you, and no one seems to give you credit for just how badass you are. In this world of clones and copycats, it is important to be you, and let the true soul inside you shine. In fact,... 

I Wish I Hadn’t Gone to Liberal Arts College T-Shirt

I Wish I Hadn’t Gone to Liberal Arts College T-Shirt

With all the high hopes one feels going to college, many of us will end up working a job that doesn’t match our dreams. Many with liberal arts degrees are serving fast food rather than designing... 

I Get Around Merry Go Round Shirt

I Get Around Merry Go Round Shirt

One of my favorite rides at the carnival make for the best innuendo for something dirty. Some of us like our partners have some modesty, while others prefer some experience. Either way get on board with... 

One Man Wolf Pack T-Shirt

One Man Wolf Pack T-Shirt

We are all lone men in one man wolf packs, until we find another wolf to add, to our pack. And now with our several wolf pack we can go out, and look really stylish in our new shirt. Not only will this... 

Party Till Your Homeless T-Shirt

Party Till Your Homeless T-Shirt

With no big dates of doom and gloom coming up, its hard to really have a reason to party uncontrollably. I mean, without death coming soon you have to worry about responsibility and what tomorrow will... 

I’ve Injured Myself Yawning T-Shirt

I’ve Injured Myself Yawning T-Shirt

Sometimes yawning can get out of control. You start with the normal stretch and yawn and because it feels oh so good you keep pushing it until things go so completely wrong. Yes, I have injured myself... 

Second is Best T-Shirt

Second is Best T-Shirt

Being in first can be exciting, but when it comes to strategy second is always best. Its the only way you can get that special blue shell you can save and use at the last minute, right before the finish... 

Reunite Pangea T-Shirt

Reunite Pangea T-Shirt

Just think how easy it would be to ship something to Japan if it were right there on the coast of California. Shipping would be easier, wars would be easier, and going on vacation to that far off land...