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Tue, Aug 31 2010
Jane Austen’s Fight Club

Jane Austen’s Fight Club

Also in: Funny Shorts

I recently watched the movie Kick Ass and my friend described it as kind of a Fight Club meets Spiderman kind of thing. You know, super heroes but with a lot of blood. That got me thinking and looking... 

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Wed, May 5 2010
Unsolicited Ballwashers, Dark Gray Fleeces and Terror

Unsolicited Ballwashers, Dark Gray Fleeces and Terror

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Folks, our national obsession with cleanliness has come back to bite us in the taint. Amid all the antibacterial soaps and hand sanitizers has come the auto-flush toilet, and with it a disturbing phenomenon... 

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Thu, Apr 29 2010
Obama Claims King of the Free Market!

Obama Claims King of the Free Market!

Also in: All, Satire

From the White House on Friday President Obama released a plan that he claims will pay for the controversial health care bill passed buy the house of representatives and is awaiting passage from the senate. “The... 

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Mon, Apr 26 2010
Pluto Sues for Slander; Demands Official Planet Status

Pluto Sues for Slander; Demands Official Planet Status

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After months of silence the planet (or semi planet as some believe) Pluto has finally made a public statement that is shocking astronomers everywhere. Once believed to be impartial, the small space rock... 

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Thu, Feb 11 2010
Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

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From the people who brought you the call for help button when you fall over and can’t get back up comes the “Help I Can’t Stop Eating” emergency necklace. If you find yourself in a situation... 

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Fri, Feb 5 2010
Human Unemployment is Nothing Compared to that of Helper Dogs

Human Unemployment is Nothing Compared to that of Helper Dogs

Also in: All, Satire

These are the words of my dog Uzzle, which I take credit for since I own him. Look humans; you may think that you have it tough. Sure, you may have sent out hundreds of resumes and heard nothing back except... 

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Wed, Oct 28 2009
I.R.L. – This is the Guy Who Single-handedly Deciminates Your WOW Guild On a Nightly Basis

I.R.L. – This is the Guy Who Single-handedly Deciminates Your WOW Guild On a Nightly Basis

Also in: All, I.R.L.

You have worked hard to build your PVP guild up from the ground. Countless hours have been spent gearing up all those horrible players and finally you can own any battleground you join. The time has come... 

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Fri, Oct 9 2009
I.R.L. – WOW Guild Seeking Fresh Young Talent

I.R.L. – WOW Guild Seeking Fresh Young Talent

Also in: All, I.R.L.

When starting a new World of Warcraft guild it helps to go after the newer players. They don’t know the guild drama on your server yet, and they can’t really talk trash on your gear, so they... 

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Wed, Oct 7 2009
Farting New Laugh of Some Cultures Study Finds

Farting New Laugh of Some Cultures Study Finds

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According to a recent study done by the Languages of the World Department at RLCUA farting has become the new laugh of countries with poor diets. The study found that cultures with high fat, high fart... 

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Wed, Oct 7 2009
I.R.L – Do It Yourself You Bastard!

I.R.L – Do It Yourself You Bastard!

Also in: All, I.R.L.

When a daughter asks for help with her car it is one of the greatest moments for a father. He gets to be a true asset to his little girl. But, when the son asks for help, it can be one of the lowest because... 

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