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Thu, Feb 11 2010
Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

Also in: All, Satire

From the people who brought you the call for help button when you fall over and can’t get back up comes the “Help I Can’t Stop Eating” emergency necklace. If you find yourself in a situation... 

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Fri, Feb 5 2010
Human Unemployment is Nothing Compared to that of Helper Dogs

Human Unemployment is Nothing Compared to that of Helper Dogs

Also in: All, Satire

These are the words of my dog Uzzle, which I take credit for since I own him. Look humans; you may think that you have it tough. Sure, you may have sent out hundreds of resumes and heard nothing back except... 

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Wed, Oct 28 2009
I.R.L. – This is the Guy Who Single-handedly Deciminates Your WOW Guild On a Nightly Basis

I.R.L. – This is the Guy Who Single-handedly Deciminates Your WOW Guild On a Nightly Basis

Also in: All, I.R.L.

You have worked hard to build your PVP guild up from the ground. Countless hours have been spent gearing up all those horrible players and finally you can own any battleground you join. The time has come... 

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Fri, Oct 9 2009
I.R.L. – WOW Guild Seeking Fresh Young Talent

I.R.L. – WOW Guild Seeking Fresh Young Talent

Also in: All, I.R.L.

When starting a new World of Warcraft guild it helps to go after the newer players. They don’t know the guild drama on your server yet, and they can’t really talk trash on your gear, so they... 

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Fri, Oct 9 2009
Check Out My Nose

Check Out My Nose

Also in: All, Major Motion Pictures

So I recently started messing with Adobe Premier, which is a lot like Photoshop for videos. Sadly, this means a lot of videos much like what follows. You see, even when I don’t have any material... 

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Wed, Oct 7 2009
Farting New Laugh of Some Cultures Study Finds

Farting New Laugh of Some Cultures Study Finds

Also in: All, Satire

According to a recent study done by the Languages of the World Department at RLCUA farting has become the new laugh of countries with poor diets. The study found that cultures with high fat, high fart... 

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Wed, Oct 7 2009
I.R.L – Do It Yourself You Bastard!

I.R.L – Do It Yourself You Bastard!

Also in: All, I.R.L.

When a daughter asks for help with her car it is one of the greatest moments for a father. He gets to be a true asset to his little girl. But, when the son asks for help, it can be one of the lowest because... 

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Tue, Oct 6 2009
End of Rainbow Gold Down 10% As Speculators Question It’s Existence

End of Rainbow Gold Down 10% As Speculators Question It’s Existence

Also in: All, Satire

Shares in the End of the Rainbow Gold llc. (ERGD) fell 10% as institutional holders sold off their positions on reports that the end of the rainbow is ‘like impossible to get to man.’ Analysts... 

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Mon, Oct 5 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Also in: All, Funny Shorts

Fire! Fire! There is something on fire! Don’t they see the smoke? Why don’t they run and cry fire? Don’t they know that fire is the devil? They are not running. They are just standing... 

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Sat, Oct 3 2009
I.R.L. – I Gots Mah Own Table!

I.R.L. – I Gots Mah Own Table!

Also in: All, I.R.L.

It can take many years and some dedicated beer drinking to grow your own belly table, but it can greatly improve your life. Not only is it easy and simple to use, but it automatically goes wherever you... 

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