Funny Shorts


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Jane Austen’s Fight Club

Jane Austen’s Fight Club

I recently watched the movie Kick Ass and my friend described it as kind of a Fight Club meets Spiderman kind of thing. You know, super heroes but with a lot of blood. That got me thinking and looking... 

Unsolicited Ballwashers, Dark Gray Fleeces and Terror

Unsolicited Ballwashers, Dark Gray Fleeces and Terror

Folks, our national obsession with cleanliness has come back to bite us in the taint. Amid all the antibacterial soaps and hand sanitizers has come the auto-flush toilet, and with it a disturbing phenomenon... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Fire! Fire! There is something on fire! Don’t they see the smoke? Why don’t they run and cry fire? Don’t they know that fire is the devil? They are not running. They are just standing... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

Wow, look at the parcel of manly men in this picture! What do you suppose they are doing? They are rolling balls for fun. Can you see the balls. You can not see the balls. The balls are too small for you... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BOBBY

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BOBBY

These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

Bowling Green Personal Ads

Bowling Green Personal Ads

In our fine community of Bowling Green we believe that meeting new people should be easy and friendly. That’s why we provide a weekly free personal ad delivered right to your inbox. Here are your... 

A Letter From Mom and Dad

A Letter From Mom and Dad

Dear Son, It’s been a long time since we’ve written. We still don’t have a phone, so that’s why we haven’t called. As soon as I convince your father that the telephone has... 

The Money Scam

The Money Scam

Subject: The rest of my life From: Your FORMER corporate slave Date: First day of the rest of my life! To: FORMER captor (Tom in logistics) They say that a man can only be so lucky. Ok, so I’ve never... 


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