Funny Shorts

Mon, Oct 5 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

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Fire! Fire! There is something on fire! Don’t they see the smoke? Why don’t they run and cry fire? Don’t they know that fire is the devil? They are not running. They are just standing... 

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Sat, Oct 3 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

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These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

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Mon, Sep 21 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

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Wow, look at the parcel of manly men in this picture! What do you suppose they are doing? They are rolling balls for fun. Can you see the balls. You can not see the balls. The balls are too small for you... 

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Sun, Sep 13 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BOBBY

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BOBBY

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These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

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Thu, Sep 10 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

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These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

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Tue, Aug 25 2009
Bowling Green Personal Ads

Bowling Green Personal Ads

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In our fine community of Bowling Green we believe that meeting new people should be easy and friendly. That’s why we provide a weekly free personal ad delivered right to your inbox. Here are your... 

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Fri, Jul 17 2009
A Letter From Mom and Dad

A Letter From Mom and Dad

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Dear Son, It’s been a long time since we’ve written. We still don’t have a phone, so that’s why we haven’t called. As soon as I convince your father that the telephone has... 

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Sat, Jul 11 2009
The Money Scam

The Money Scam

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Subject: The rest of my life From: Your FORMER corporate slave Date: First day of the rest of my life! To: FORMER captor (Tom in logistics) They say that a man can only be so lucky. Ok, so I’ve never... 

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Tue, Jul 7 2009
Shit Storm Hits Shit River, 7 Found Shitty

Shit Storm Hits Shit River, 7 Found Shitty

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It has been an extremely shitty day for the people of Shit River, a small but shitty village outside of the metroplex. Just earlier this morning, as people finished taking their morning shits, a shit storm... 

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Mon, Jul 6 2009
Customer Service Email Replies to my Grandfathers Questions

Customer Service Email Replies to my Grandfathers Questions

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To: sxygpops@yahoo.com Ticket#: 5487417 Subject: “Several women of questionable background and employment keep asking me for my social security number.” Mr. Garrison, I can assure you that... 

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