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Check Out My Nose

Check Out My Nose

So I recently started messing with Adobe Premier, which is a lot like Photoshop for videos. Sadly, this means a lot of videos much like what follows. You see, even when I don’t have any material... 

R.I.P. China One Wok – A CricketSoda Classic Video

R.I.P. China One Wok – A CricketSoda Classic Video

Sometimes the world is a horrible place where things seem to happen just to make sure I am as miserable as possible. Not to long ago, my favorite Chinese place packed up and went out of business because... 

Brainwashing Brandon – A CricketSoda Classic

Brainwashing Brandon – A CricketSoda Classic

Once upon a time Brandon wasn’t a good person. He liked the arts of satan and practiced beliefs that Jesus would not approve of. He had evil in his heart, and was headed for pure destruction if it... 

Sidewalk Dancing – A CricketSoda Classic

Sidewalk Dancing – A CricketSoda Classic

The temperature in Texas rarely gets cold enough for form anything like ice, but every now and again we get to go nuts and play with this strange substance. Of course, back then we had so much more energy. Original... 

The Burrito Eating Festival – A CricketSoda Classic

The Burrito Eating Festival – A CricketSoda Classic

What was at first a normal burrito festival turned into a crazy night of people going nuts. Sadly, the next year they decided to go with spicy chili.  ...

Yum Cake Video – A CricketSoda Classic

Yum Cake Video – A CricketSoda Classic

One morning I woke up very early after a birthday party and left this video for my friends to find. They should really know better than to leave all that cake sitting around a diabetic with a history of... 

Hang Emo Hang – A CricketSoda Classic

Hang Emo Hang – A CricketSoda Classic

After the great fire of 2007-8 many great classic CricketSoda films were lost. But, thanks to some YouTube fancy work I am slowly bringing them back to preserve our history, and inspire us to build a great...