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Thu, Jun 24 2010
CricketSoda’s “World Dump” Headlines of 6/24/2010

CricketSoda’s “World Dump” Headlines of 6/24/2010

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What the hell is the point of having a news section if you don’t ever post any freaking news, so here we go. I read a lot of news junk so I will give you some goods I found interesting. So lets bring... 

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Wed, Oct 28 2009
Bank Robber with Oxygen Tank Makes a Gettaway!

Bank Robber with Oxygen Tank Makes a Gettaway!

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The official company policy is to do what the robber wants so no one gets hurt. Let the police do the dirty work; the money is insured and peoples lives and safety are the most important thing. Sure, but... 

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Mon, Oct 19 2009
Trent Reznor Gets Married

Trent Reznor Gets Married

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Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails creator, has tied the knot with Mariqueen Maandig. The news leaks from a flutter of tweets from Bandmates who posted a picture of Trent and Mariqueen dancing in their wedding... 

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Fri, Oct 9 2009
Obama Wins Nobel Prize

Obama Wins Nobel Prize

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No, it’s not a joke…the President has won the Nobel Prize for motivating the world to change. Speech teachers across the nation are jumping for joy. Yes, you can become the most powerful man... 

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Sat, Aug 8 2009
‘Eat Them Chips Gurlll’ Officially Released on Myspace, More Hot Goods Incoming

‘Eat Them Chips Gurlll’ Officially Released on Myspace, More Hot Goods Incoming

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After spending countless hours in the studio producer Claybob Williams and flashy gangsta rapper Eel Ell Vee have released the first single to their upcoming album “Face Full of Fried Feasts.”... 

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Wed, Jul 22 2009
CricketSoda Homebase Relocating the Grapevine, TX

CricketSoda Homebase Relocating the Grapevine, TX

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Dear friends and followers I have some big news. I am moving to Grapevine, TX. It is only 25 miles driving country ass roads to get to the new place, and the opportunities this opens up are endless. I... 

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Tue, Jul 21 2009
Man Bursts Into Flames After Getting Tasered

Man Bursts Into Flames After Getting Tasered

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According to Fox News a man who was huffing gasoline burst into flames after being tasered by authorities. 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell apparently ran at authorities with a gas can and a lighter, and refused... 

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Sat, Jul 18 2009
Burglar Leaves Note in Victims Car With Words fo Wisdom

Burglar Leaves Note in Victims Car With Words fo Wisdom

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Matt Neary of Fargo, North Dakota returned to his car to find someone had broken into it and stolen his valuables. These burglaries are common, and police do what they can, but this thief had his own solution... 

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Thu, Jul 9 2009
Grown Men are ‘Lusting’ Across the Nation

Grown Men are ‘Lusting’ Across the Nation

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It is a strange phenomenon that is infiltrating many living rooms and offices and is being transmitted over the internet, thousands of miles to millions of homes. Grown men are shouting into microphones... 

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Sat, Jun 20 2009
Denton Rap Group Releases Crazy Mystery Track

Denton Rap Group Releases Crazy Mystery Track

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After spending the day in the studio, Denton, Texas new superstar rap group released a strange track on Myspace. The track actually contains every vocal take ever created, so if you really tried hard,... 

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