Tag Archives: funny

East Bound and Down “I Play Real Sports” Kenny Powers T-Shirt

East Bound and Down “I Play Real Sports” Kenny Powers T-Shirt

For Kenny Powers it is all about attitude, especially when it comes to baseball. With the new season coming up late September (see the amazing trailer here if you haven’t already) now is the perfect... 

Unsolicited Ballwashers, Dark Gray Fleeces and Terror

Unsolicited Ballwashers, Dark Gray Fleeces and Terror

Folks, our national obsession with cleanliness has come back to bite us in the taint. Amid all the antibacterial soaps and hand sanitizers has come the auto-flush toilet, and with it a disturbing phenomenon... 

Big Butts : Sir Mix-A-Lot Likes This Shirt

Big Butts : Sir Mix-A-Lot Likes This Shirt

He can’t lie and neither can a well crafted shirt. Facebook is taking over our lives, and invading every facet of routines, and now its even on our favorite shirt. Perfect for any internet junkie... 

Pluto Sues for Slander; Demands Official Planet Status

Pluto Sues for Slander; Demands Official Planet Status

After months of silence the planet (or semi planet as some believe) Pluto has finally made a public statement that is shocking astronomers everywhere. Once believed to be impartial, the small space rock... 

That’s What She Said T-Shirt

That’s What She Said T-Shirt

Look for the big speckled long ones. A sub full of seamen sunk deep. Or just a night watching the office. There are many different reasons to create a that’s what she said joke, and now you can have... 

The Suck It Trebek T-Shirt

The Suck It Trebek T-Shirt

After a certain SNL skit many of us now dream of going on Jeopardy and telling Trebek to “suck it!” but of course, it is difficult to actually get on the show. So, if your many attempts fail,... 

6 Pack Happy Meal T-Shirt

6 Pack Happy Meal T-Shirt

When it comes to a happy meal adults are really out of luck. The closest thing we have is perhaps a steak dinner with a sweet dessert at the end. Or wait, maybe we do have a alternative that is out of... 

I Wish I Hadn’t Gone to Liberal Arts College T-Shirt

I Wish I Hadn’t Gone to Liberal Arts College T-Shirt

With all the high hopes one feels going to college, many of us will end up working a job that doesn’t match our dreams. Many with liberal arts degrees are serving fast food rather than designing... 

Human Unemployment is Nothing Compared to that of Helper Dogs

Human Unemployment is Nothing Compared to that of Helper Dogs

These are the words of my dog Uzzle, which I take credit for since I own him. Look humans; you may think that you have it tough. Sure, you may have sent out hundreds of resumes and heard nothing back except... 

I’ve Injured Myself Yawning T-Shirt

I’ve Injured Myself Yawning T-Shirt

Sometimes yawning can get out of control. You start with the normal stretch and yawn and because it feels oh so good you keep pushing it until things go so completely wrong. Yes, I have injured myself...