Tag Archives: Humor

Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

From the people who brought you the call for help button when you fall over and can’t get back up comes the “Help I Can’t Stop Eating” emergency necklace. If you find yourself in a situation... 

End of Rainbow Gold Down 10% As Speculators Question It’s Existence

End of Rainbow Gold Down 10% As Speculators Question It’s Existence

Shares in the End of the Rainbow Gold llc. (ERGD) fell 10% as institutional holders sold off their positions on reports that the end of the rainbow is ‘like impossible to get to man.’ Analysts... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Fire! Fire! There is something on fire! Don’t they see the smoke? Why don’t they run and cry fire? Don’t they know that fire is the devil? They are not running. They are just standing... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

I.R.L. – I’m #1 So Why Try Harder

I.R.L. – I’m #1 So Why Try Harder

Sometimes when you are the biggest pimp on the block you really just don’t have to try anymore. Boy does it show! Especially in real life. Cheers to all those keeping it so real, they have let themselves... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

Wow, look at the parcel of manly men in this picture! What do you suppose they are doing? They are rolling balls for fun. Can you see the balls. You can not see the balls. The balls are too small for you... 

Caught ‘em All Pokemon T-Shirt

Caught ‘em All Pokemon T-Shirt

Your overall goal was to catch them all. Got to Catch them All was the chant of the game, and that line ran through your head feverishly until you did in fact catch them all. Now to show your achievement... 

Jesus Saves After Each Level T-Shirt

Jesus Saves After Each Level T-Shirt

It is important to save after each level, and no one knows this better than Jesus. Nothing is worse than beating a level, only to have to repeat it because you didn’t save right before your girlfriend... 

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

Bowling Green Personal Ads

Bowling Green Personal Ads

In our fine community of Bowling Green we believe that meeting new people should be easy and friendly. That’s why we provide a weekly free personal ad delivered right to your inbox. Here are your...