Tag Archives: Humor

Mon, Apr 26 2010
Pluto Sues for Slander; Demands Official Planet Status

Pluto Sues for Slander; Demands Official Planet Status

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After months of silence the planet (or semi planet as some believe) Pluto has finally made a public statement that is shocking astronomers everywhere. Once believed to be impartial, the small space rock... 

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Thu, Feb 11 2010
Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

Help I Can’t Stop Eating Emergency Necklace Introduced

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From the people who brought you the call for help button when you fall over and can’t get back up comes the “Help I Can’t Stop Eating” emergency necklace. If you find yourself in a situation... 

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Tue, Oct 6 2009
End of Rainbow Gold Down 10% As Speculators Question It’s Existence

End of Rainbow Gold Down 10% As Speculators Question It’s Existence

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Shares in the End of the Rainbow Gold llc. (ERGD) fell 10% as institutional holders sold off their positions on reports that the end of the rainbow is ‘like impossible to get to man.’ Analysts... 

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Mon, Oct 5 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: FIRE IS THE DEVIL!

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Fire! Fire! There is something on fire! Don’t they see the smoke? Why don’t they run and cry fire? Don’t they know that fire is the devil? They are not running. They are just standing... 

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Sat, Oct 3 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: ANIMALS

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These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

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Wed, Sep 23 2009
I.R.L. – I’m #1 So Why Try Harder

I.R.L. – I’m #1 So Why Try Harder

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Sometimes when you are the biggest pimp on the block you really just don’t have to try anymore. Boy does it show! Especially in real life. Cheers to all those keeping it so real, they have let themselves... 

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Mon, Sep 21 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: BALLS

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Wow, look at the parcel of manly men in this picture! What do you suppose they are doing? They are rolling balls for fun. Can you see the balls. You can not see the balls. The balls are too small for you... 

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Wed, Sep 16 2009
Caught ‘em All Pokemon T-Shirt

Caught ‘em All Pokemon T-Shirt

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Your overall goal was to catch them all. Got to Catch them All was the chant of the game, and that line ran through your head feverishly until you did in fact catch them all. Now to show your achievement... 

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Sun, Sep 13 2009
Jesus Saves After Each Level T-Shirt

Jesus Saves After Each Level T-Shirt

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It is important to save after each level, and no one knows this better than Jesus. Nothing is worse than beating a level, only to have to repeat it because you didn’t save right before your girlfriend... 

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Thu, Sep 10 2009
Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

Stories for Young Children Being Raised in the 18th Century: JIMMY

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These stories are intended for impressionable children at the age which they are first beginning to learn about speech. Please ignore any reference to illustrations as our illustrator died from herpes... 

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